英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

01正确示范
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  g1 \7 M+ f, W6 [  m: z! RNo.1: （冷笑话型）


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-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！
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No.2（没话找话型）

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/ e, z! z6 }) {0 r5 [“What kind of dog is that?”
“Hey, nice shoes.”
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6 Z: [  p3 W: j* ~, \No.3（文艺青年型）
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4 o1 L' f3 m1 X) [2 qNo.4（常规型）

-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”

9 X& H, Y3 i' r/ Y- j-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

No.5（夸赞型）

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-You have a great smile.
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9 N5 k+ x( W' h; [No.6（酒吧场景）
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/ f: ?+ B- F5 `3 q" N-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

-Can I buy you a drink?
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  C7 M/ S- G" {% ]' ^-Are you here alone?

& v6 K1 c  m( C! l4 K-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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; J4 T" ^) [" I/ J( e$ ?-Let me buy you a drink.
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8 K, a/ t+ F2 {/ l0 k02错误示范
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4 ]: p$ x. s+ c1 U/ n2 ]' _6 R1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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Example: That guy just checked you out.

However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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Example: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

" P) [$ R! h8 p1 B  Z) }4 A" w# j/ d4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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# W/ h: J+ {# K, J" \" o7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

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8 d( }+ O/ ?8 f, W+ ?# VTo fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

9 ]+ I0 S) P6 A; A; T9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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5 w6 Z2 H/ |' ]4 o9 r' z10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)

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If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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03“明星”示范

邓布利多（哈利波特）
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女巫
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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）

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! j2 i5 Y" E& l' IHoward(生活大爆炸)


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Walter（绝命毒师）
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Rose（神秘博士）
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（花木兰）

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咕噜（指环王）
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看了这么多还不会？
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理科生不懂浪漫？
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' h; }; p6 f( g看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～


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8 T: _, W: Q5 {  {( q实在不行，学学笛卡尔，

" r8 H( ]. [2 e2 x0 {2 P用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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勇敢去吧！

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如果碰壁了...
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