英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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# h# I3 B  c# L: R* u" h5 YPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

01正确示范
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No.1: （冷笑话型）
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0 p! a4 \6 ~/ DNo.2（没话找话型）
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“What kind of dog is that?”
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No.3（文艺青年型）
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No.4（常规型）

-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?

-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

' w3 {0 u; o0 a. K# ]No.5（夸赞型）

: q" V* X3 K% Q6 S9 g6 B; E) a& F1 f-That's a great haircut.

9 O. \4 d9 f; E8 ]-You have a great smile.
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7 ?5 i! z9 K  j7 VNo.6（酒吧场景）

+ A' Y0 x& F& J7 w: F2 |-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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4 @4 j& S) M/ r$ q; }4 i' b-Can I buy you a drink?

+ f% r6 P+ R  W, O$ h-Are you here alone?

* F& b7 N2 [! P) {3 {-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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-Let me buy you a drink.

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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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Example: That guy just checked you out.

However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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- Y1 c. X# p1 b! LExample: Can I check out this book?

3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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NOTE 3
0 m2 F, A7 d& L6 B$ W8 q5 WTo fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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2 O$ X! g4 U2 Q4 b9 [  l8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

2 S5 G8 S( c9 U; ~/ D10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)

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If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

+ ]5 s& g7 z* c4 u+ ]7 s03“明星”示范
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; k4 Q/ S1 V. b) K邓布利多（哈利波特）


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女巫
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Klaus（始祖家族）
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Damon（吸血鬼日记）
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- N: m8 o7 d% z6 s7 V1 F$ J/ m6 fJane（暮光之城）


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+ h" k, \" R0 r" O" ~Sheldon（生活大爆炸）

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3 p- V7 ?( V+ L8 V5 E/ P4 yHoward(生活大爆炸)

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$ c2 N: d6 h2 ^Walter（绝命毒师）
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咕噜（指环王）

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看了这么多还不会？

理科生不懂浪漫？
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/ P7 X8 _% \1 ^3 Q1 N5 \看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，

; X0 J6 C; c2 l用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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如果碰壁了...
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送你挽尊语~
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